You Cannot Have Sex to Pay off Your Billiard Debts

When it comes to Anniston, AL, there is a law that prohibits settling your debts through sexual favours. Those who set a bet, will need to make sure they either win or they can pay up with the cash bet. However, other items can be used for betting, such as car keys etc.

No Sex on Your Wedding Day While Hunting

If you’re hunting or fishing on your wedding day in Oblong, IL, don’t think about consummating your marriage. It is against the law for this, but you can have sex on any other day. There is, of course, the question why any bride and groom would want to spend their big day hunting or fishing, and then even consider consummating their marriage there.

Women Cannot Have Sex in an Ambulance

Just an hour away from Salt Lake City, Tremonton has a strange law that prohibits women from having sex in an ambulance. However, males can get away with it. It seems a little double standard, but there is also the question of why anyone is doing this when an ambulance is for treating emergencies.

Sex With the Lights Off Please

This could make a number of women happy. In Virginia, it is against the law to keep the lights on while having sex. Also, the state makes it clear that only the missionary position is allowed—the question is how many people have been convicted for not sticking to that. If you think those two are weird, the state also has a law against tickling women!

Unprotected Sex and Satan Do Not Go Together

If anybody had any ideas of procreating with the Devil, don’t even think about it in Bakersfield, CA. It is completely against the law to have an unprotected sex with the big man downstairs.

No Sex with Male Animals

Men in Lebanon can have sex with animals. However, there is a catch. Those animals must be female. Anyone caught having sex with a male animal could face the death penalty!

Killing Adulterous Husbands

Wives in Hong Kong are allowed to get their own back on their husbands—to the point of killing them! Women must kill their men with their bare hands, though, making it slightly harder. What about the other woman? She can be killed in any means necessary, so the betrayed wives can take their anger out there. Maybe it would be best not to have affairs!

No Sex With a Virgin

A man cannot have sex with a virgin in Washington according to an age-old law. This includes on the wedding night!

That’s bad yes, but, usually that little voice that’s nagging in the back of your head is right but won’t save you from being ridiculed and manipulated into complete confusion and doubt by your philandering Don Juan. Here are some age old signs that all the extra hours he’s putting after hours, are really not going to secure him the promotion to associate he’s been waiting.

1. Mirror, Mirror on the Wall

If your guy is suddenly spending an unusual amount of time grooming and preening himself – taking special care to shave before dashing out to the hardware on a Saturday morning or over-killing with aftershave every time he leaves the house, you may want to pay a little closer attention as something may cooking.

As they say, where there’s smoke there’s fire so if your intuition says something’s not right, pay attention to see if there’s a new haircut, extra care in groom as these can be the first tell tale signs that he’s fluffing out his tail feathers for a new flame.

2. All Work and No Pay

Ok, let’s not go off the deep end and say that every time a man works overtime, he’s fooling around. It’s likely that your man really is working hard to get that increase or, it could be that something’s bothering him that he can’t talk about and he’s bearing his head under his workload.

Perhaps the relationship’s been taking stress and he’s avoiding the issue – these are things to consider before assuming the worst. However, if you find that he’s working late but you’re never able to reach him while he’s working, or there’s a sudden surge in/need for business trips and peculiar meetings, something’s definitely cooking.

Check his pay slips and the cell phone account if you have itemized billing to gather more ground before confronting him.

3. When He Hides You Away

When you find that your man suddenly is taking extra care to keep his car clean, vacuuming, buffing the exterior and always wiping every sign of you and the kids from the car these days, it’s a pretty good reason to worry.

If he’s getting annoyed and irritated for no reason when you or the kids forget personal effects and toys in the car, chances are he’s trying to hide the evidence of his happy family life away from a new interest.

4. The Hairy Truth

This here is a text book case dead give-away, don’t ignore the stray strand of long female hair you find clinging to his jacket or on the car seat, that definitely isn’t yours and cannot be explained.

Don’t Let His Advances Affect You

It’s easy to start liking him because he’s flirting. Remember that he has a girlfriend and this isn’t the type of guy who is right for you.

If he would leave his girlfriend for you, how do you know that the same thing won’t happen to you in the future?

This guy isn’t happy in the relationship he’s in but that doesn’t mean you need to get caught in the middle.

Is He Doing It for Fun?

Some guys want to know that they still have it. They’ve been in a long relationship and they’re happy but that doesn’t stop them wanting to have a little fun on a night out.

That fun will usually go no further than flirting. If you’re unsure, talk to him about his flirting and ask him if he plans for it to go further. He may surprise you.

Explain that You’re Not Interested

Explain to him that you’re not interested in his advances and make it clear why. It may make him realise that he can’t do that when he has a girlfriend.

On the other hand, it may just get him off your back and onto some other poor girl.

Talk to Him About His Girlfriend

Bring up his girlfriend in conversation. It will get him to back away from the flirting and will make him remember her.

You may find that he’s unhappy in his relationship and the person to talk to is exactly what he has needed for some time.

Find a Reason to Avoid Him

If he continues to make you feel uncomfortable, find a reason to avoid him.

You could be honest and say that you don’t want to spend time with him or you could arrange to meet with your own friends instead.

You don’t have to spend time with this guy if you don’t want to.

Don’t Return the Flirtations

Don’t flirt with him back. This is an open invitation for him to continue his current actions. If you don’t flirt back, he will eventually get bored and move on.

You may be tempted to do it, especially at first, but you don’t want to get yourself in the middle of the relationship.

Talk to the Girlfriend

If all else fails, you might want to talk to the girlfriend. This will depend on how serious the flirting is.

If he’s doing it for fun, don’t bother; she probably knows and is okay with it.

If he is hitting on other girls, she has a right to know that her boyfriend isn’t as faithful as he pretends to be at home.